The Republic of The Estonian Communist Party is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and public floggings. The democratic population of 282 million Estonian Communist Partyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 9.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Estonian Communist Partyian economy, worth 17.8 trillion kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,098 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Interest in globalism never flags, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election", and long queues are apparently signs of a well-run airport. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Estonian Communist Party's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Estonian Communist Party is ranked 216,418^th in the world and 213^th in KAISERREICH for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -4.47 on the Clooney Contribution Index.